Penis Enlargement Spam

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If I was a man (which I'm not), would messages such as, "Plunge your huge new cock in deeper tonight!" and "Show her a massive cum shot!" appeal to me and entice me to buy?? I think not.

Leave me alone jerks. I have better things to be doing with my valuable time than blacklisting your ridiculous spam each and every day of the week.

And just in case you thought I needed your crap for my man . . . at last measurement he was 7 3/4 inches - just shy of 8 BIG ONES!!